classroom clock

The most fucking wromg thing in the history of the universe.

Timmy: hey, class is almost over!
Sam: No, you fucking idiot, the classroom clock is 20 minutes behind.

by Rocksincocks November 28, 2019

The Grandfather Clock Jig

A Diddy, a Dance Move. Promotes Style, Character, Energy

Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!

by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019

Clocked

You got knocked the fuck out

I clocked his ass.

Bro he got clocked.

by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021

Clock

sex

clock is a thing time tell

by anonymous October 14, 2025

Clock

A thing that ticks. It also tells the time.

Ay, the clock is ticking.

by Salmón. October 13, 2020

Biological clock

When your body starts to make red wine give you hangovers instead of just pleasure.

I think Mike’s biological clock is ticking because that guy is winewasted

by Not Charles Xavier December 8, 2018

mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.

Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!

by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023