cat clocking

When you catch an individual looking at you and they immediately look away only to look back at you soon after. A phrase derived from the old fashion cat clocks that would move their eyes from side to side as the seconds went by.

Dennis: " Have you seen who's here at the party?"
Alex: " Yeah man, looks like Torran made it after all"
Dennis: " You think he knows you are here?"
Alex : "Of course he knows I'm here, he's been cat clocking me since I got here. Acting like he hasn't seen me" "He knows he owes me money"

by Arthur Justice 2 January 10, 2015

cat snake

A ferret. Called a cat snake because they have mammalian characteristics of a cat but are long and squrimy like a snake. Ferrets aren't any kind of cat or rodent, they're actually a domesticated weasel.

The cat snake is rolling in my laundry basket.

by Molly the Ferret May 25, 2012

cat burglar

A burglar who is adept at entering and leaving a house without being noticed.

The cat burglar came and left without the occupants even waking up.

by Sinistral February 5, 2006

Cat mash potatoes

When custy ass lice infested cat hair gets in ur shitty ass watered down mashed potatoes that have no flavor

These taste like cat mash potatoes they are f**Ken nasty

Gabe is a waste yute

by Barbra Brando March 6, 2019

Cat Tax

The cat tax is the requirement to post cute pictures of your cat when you mention them on the internet.

Prima: "My cat is so sweet! She claws me in the face when her bowl is empty."

Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."

Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."

by Anyhoozle December 17, 2020

cat coding

Coding a program or trying to fix a bug by using all combinations from a finite amount of options instead of thinking through the solution.

Person A: I have a bug in my code. I don't get it I have VarA, VarB
Person B: One of them should be negative.
Person A: Okay, I'll debug it.
Person B: just cat code it, run it with negative VarA and again with negative VarB till you get the right answer. Cat coding is faster.

by CatCoder November 20, 2013

cat in the bathroom

Euphemism for having sex. You don't want your cat staring you down in the middle of the act, so you put them in the bathroom.

"Did you hear? Kathy and Derek put the cat in the bathroom last night!"

by NorthernNovice January 15, 2014