barrett

A funny, nice, kind, artistic guy that's probably in Madison Middle.

"Have you seen Barrett? I hope he's drawn something cool today!"

by madison middle girl March 5, 2019

kenneth barcelona

Relating to Penis Size: Too big

The elephant had Kenneth Barcelona length.

by Not Jay Sotto April 11, 2014

barrelhead

When a person with an elongated head is zoned out and sits with his mouth open all day.

"If that barrelhead doesn't shut his mouth he's gonna catch some flies."

by Jon December 29, 2003

The Craker Barrell

When you crap in a barrell full of naked midgets

yo dude i was at this bar last week and there was some girls eatin out the craker barrell !

by dick custard November 11, 2009

barren slag

A girl who dresses like she wants to fuck, acts like she wants to fuck, but will not put out.

"Did you see me with that girl? She let me grab her tits is dressed like a slag..."
"Oh yeh, I know her, she never puts out she's just a barren slag!"

"So what are the girls in your halls like?"
"They are just a bunch of barren slags, I can't be fucked with them!"

by The Barren Slag Hater June 19, 2008

both barrels

To ejaculate in a particularly explosive manner, thus emptying the bean bag.

"No messing about last night, straight in, both barrels, then down the pub".

"I gave her both barrels across her chin".

by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004

FC Barcelona

the team that got fucked harder then Abella Danger by Bayern 8-2 in the Champions League quarter finals.

"Champions League will come to Camp Nou" - Messi when he used to play for FC Barcelona

by Bayern2020 August 24, 2020