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capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.
I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.
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Hanging Bat

taking your girlfriend while she is sleeping and hanging her upside down and face fucking her.
"Dude you have to try the hanging bat on your girl."
by Timothius91 October 23, 2008
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bat man bat

when bat man got bitten by a radioactive bat
woah look it’s bat man bat’
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bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner
Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox
by supercomicman November 16, 2014
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Bat

Short for Cigarette.
If your out at the pub and get the flavor for a cigarette you ask someone for a bat.
Guy1: Gis us a bat lad.
Guy2: Here you go lad.
Guy1: Class.

"Proceed to smoke said bat"
by xxx360MLGxxxN0$c0p3-999 January 31, 2018
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I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.
''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''
by JR2082 October 17, 2023
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Bat shittery

That thing when the bull shit at work pushes one to the point of a total psychotic break.
The requests that Kate continued to ask of Karen was driving her to the brink of bat shittery
by Princess Penelope banana hammo October 31, 2018
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