(1) Personal effects / acts of cleanliness performed in the bathroom before you hook up with someone for the first time in a sad attempt to make a great first impression in bed; (2) Cleaning yourself before a hook-up because you've been out and grody and didn't think you'd end up hooking up with someone.
She took a minibath in his sink and used his toothbrush to take care of business before they did the deed.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.