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Mini-Batter

Somebody who has a penis shorter than 4 inches, they often occur in lower middle class suburban kids stereotypically.
Dane Derouin is a mini-batter because his dick is only 2 inches long.
Mini-Batter by 9289515257 October 23, 2011

minibath 

(1) Personal effects / acts of cleanliness performed in the bathroom before you hook up with someone for the first time in a sad attempt to make a great first impression in bed; (2) Cleaning yourself before a hook-up because you've been out and grody and didn't think you'd end up hooking up with someone.
She took a minibath in his sink and used his toothbrush to take care of business before they did the deed.
minibath by Rhames May 18, 2009

Minibattle Lop

Minibattle Lop is the greatest BONELAB youtuber to ever live, he also is gay and likes femboys.
"I want to fuck Minibattle Lop so hard right now."

"I love Minisquaggleglingle glop."
Minibattle Lop by M1st3YT February 23, 2025