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Mini-Batter

Somebody who has a penis shorter than 4 inches, they often occur in lower middle class suburban kids stereotypically.
Dane Derouin is a mini-batter because his dick is only 2 inches long.
Mini-Batter by 9289515257 October 23, 2011

minibath 

(1) Personal effects / acts of cleanliness performed in the bathroom before you hook up with someone for the first time in a sad attempt to make a great first impression in bed; (2) Cleaning yourself before a hook-up because you've been out and grody and didn't think you'd end up hooking up with someone.
She took a minibath in his sink and used his toothbrush to take care of business before they did the deed.
minibath by Rhames May 18, 2009

Minibattle Lop

Minibattle Lop is the greatest BONELAB youtuber to ever live, he also is gay and likes femboys.
"I want to fuck Minibattle Lop so hard right now."

"I love Minisquaggleglingle glop."
Minibattle Lop by M1st3YT February 23, 2025

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026