blind jump

any jump where you're unable to see what's up ahead. mostly used in the Geometry Dash community.

I DIED TO A BLIND JUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by slideglide June 3, 2024

Blind Ringing

When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated

X: she's the one for me

Y: Why is that?

X: The ring fucking fit.

Y: You mean blind ringing

by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023

Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what

Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness

by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017

blind past

A past with can't been unseen

I been always thinking about my blind past

by Mr big balls min lee January 13, 2022

blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"

Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"

by johnydelux1 May 20, 2018

Pattern blindness

An effect caused by staring at something for so long that the person's vision becomes warped or distorted

"I stared at a wall for so long I got pattern blindness." (not a real quote)

by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025