Alabama Upchuck

When a drunk and disorderly person goes down on their partner and throws up on their partner's genitals

Yo, how did it go with that chick last night, did you bang her?
Nah, she was upset and left early after I gave her an Alabama Upchuck

by x_Z$_x January 27, 2011

Alabama breathalyser

When you have to give a cop a blowjob to get out of going to jail.

To keep from going to jail Melanie has to give an Alabama breathalyser.

by Jayblack81 April 1, 2011

Tony Alamo

1 (noun): the distance at any time between a "church" and a "compound"

Folks, please join with me on this _lovely_ Sunday morning and give a warm welcome to our very special guest here at the Trinity Compound of the Brethren, Tony Alamo.

by jchristian January 13, 2009

alamo splash

a texan style cumshot usually dealt to the face.

i alamo splashed on her face last night.

by your favorite uncle August 30, 2007

Alabama Breakfast

When she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a blowjob on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.

Girl 1: I'd rather have an Alabama Breakfast then a dry bagel.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.

by BlueNote September 6, 2013

Alabama Meatball

An Alabama Meatball is the result of when a person consumes a large quantity of human hair and fecal matter, and then regurgitates the mixture in a rough, spherical shape.

No ma, I wont be needin' supper. My boyfriend whipped me up a couple Alabama Meatballs.

by Captain Virginia March 11, 2014

alabama wind pipe

The act of taking a shit down you partners throat, and have her.. (or him) gasping for air, then clearing it by sticking an air compressor half way up his or herass. And completely obliterating the massive shit you just lodged in your partners throat.

Tyler: Hey bro last night was insane! I totally Alabama wind piped that slut, thanks for letting me borrow your dad's air compressor last night.
John: No problem man, just clean it before you return it.

by Nigger Gadget June 24, 2017