Definitions by jchristian

300 Million Dollar Army

The yearly amount budgeted by the US Congress to create anti-China propaganda (influence campaign).

I called him a wumao, but then he linked me to an Harvard journal article that determined wumaos don’t exist, and he asked me if I’m part of the “300 Million Dollar Army,” which I researched and DOES exist. Then I found the term 300 Million Dollar Army on urban dictionary and downvoted it while submissively urinating from the force of the defeat.

300 Million Dollar Army by jchristian January 25, 2022

tankie 

Anyone who doesn’t think communist countries are required to roll over and die when confronting a capitalist belligerent.

Noah Smith heaped abuse on tankies for saying DC-based OAS was lying about electoral fraud in Bolivia.

tankie by jchristian January 13, 2022

andy richter

a person who used to not be ruining Conan

andy richter is ruining Conan

andy richter by jchristian January 27, 2011

Williamsburged 

to find oneself dumbstruck after wandering into a conversation with an otherwise inferior individual about their niche interest

etymology: inflected form of "Williamsburg," an area in Brooklyn, NY, and the place where one is most likely to experience this type of misfortune
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(12am, Friday: group arrives for a post-show get together at a loft where the host's roommate, a quiet, bespectacled loner, is watching TV)
Polite Guest: What are you watching?
Host's Roommate: Cartoons from the '40s.
Guest: (silence)
Roommate: (unwarranted feeling of superiority)
Guest (the next day among peers): Man, I got Williamsburged so hard last night...

Williamsburged by jchristian July 24, 2010

combinasian

a mixed-race Asian baby

Observer: Your baby looks like other white/black babies only a little cuter.
White/Black Parent: It's a combinasian.

combinasian by jchristian June 14, 2010

Tony Alamo 

1 (noun): the distance at any time between a "church" and a "compound"

Folks, please join with me on this _lovely_ Sunday morning and give a warm welcome to our very special guest here at the Trinity Compound of the Brethren, Tony Alamo.

Tony Alamo by jchristian January 13, 2009