Ashens

The pseudonym of a British comedian who reviews knock off gaming sytems, action figures, mp3 players, or any other interesting tat that winds up in his local PoundLand.

He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.

He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.

He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.

Garitt the Pumpkin Wrangler: "Hey, did you see the latest Ashens video?"

Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"

Garitt: "W-...what?"

Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"

by nickreaper December 17, 2011

asheena

An independent self starter with passion and drive for life and love. A confident Goddess like demeanour with a beautiful soul

She is an "Asheena" the alfa female

by Exquisite21 October 2, 2013

Ashton Irwin

a fucking daddy and is the god of banging... drums

Michael Clifford girl: awe, Michael is such a kitten
Luke Hemmings girl: awe, Luke is such a penguin
Calum Hood girl: awe, Calum is such a puppy
Ashton Irwin girl aka me: holy fuck, Ashton is such a daddy.

by broken boy meets broken girl October 2, 2017

Ashla

One of the best girls you'll ever meet. Amazingly sweet, intelligent, and just all around a good person. They are extreamly gorgeous and funny. Ashla's tend to have a little bit of kleptomania, but other than that they are just great people. Ashla's are always looking for something to do (especially trouble) Ashla's have a heart of gold and will always stand up for you. They will always be there for you when you are down or just need someone to hold. Ashla's are some of the best friends you could ever have. Also a great judge of character.

Person 1: Oh my god! who was that she was soo nice
Person 2: thats ashla
Person 1: Woow

by SammiLovesTurtles July 3, 2012

Ashwika

a smart girl who is very competitive and loves to win! every one wants to be around her and she will do what ever it takes to get what she wants she doesn't need a man or a woman and is very popular

1. oh look at ashwika over there she just beat me in that race.

2. oh wow ashwika is soooooo pretty

by ashafire22 August 3, 2018

Winston Churchill's ashtray

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

by griggy June 20, 2011

Ashoo

An exclamation used to express adoration, sweetness or cuteness

That kitty is such an ashoo!

by Negish August 19, 2018