by CJpdx November 15, 2013
by nepaliboy February 19, 2016
A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.
by gooooooch June 02, 2009
by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006
Spoken quickly and flatly, as a rejection (with authoritative disdain) of another's opinion, request, suggestion. (Originated as sound bite on sports talk radio station, where Mr. Hammer produces.)
Your idiot relative at Thanksgiving dinner: That Brittany -- she'll make a comeback, you'll see.
You: Lee Hammer says no.
You: Lee Hammer says no.
by b what u r September 19, 2007
1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.
1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.
by georgelopez September 07, 2008