Sex Smelling Salts

A woman wakes her man up by dipping her fingers in her wet pussy and lathering it on his sleeping mouth lips.

'She woke me up with those sweet sex smelling salts this morning.'

by RedNexDex April 20, 2024

sex

something i want to have since im horny asf

Girl 1: brooo, i wanna have sex with him.

Girl 2: Ugh, i know he gives off big-dick energy.

by anonymous June 20, 2021

Sex

SOCKET + PLUG

Can you be the socket? ill be the plug together we belong inside each other. Sex is just like that

by I am a huge simp March 1, 2023

Hillbilly Sex

Sex involving rurally isolated, filthy, morbidly obese, bad odor smelling people with rotting teeth and breath usually found in the southern parts of the US. Not to be confused with "sweet home alabama sex" but the two go often hand in hand.

Travis: "Bubba, just looking at you I can see you are the product of hillbilly sex"

by TheToesKnows April 13, 2025

pornhub hard sex

hard rough sex on pornhub

Hey john, do you want to watch pornhub hard sex?

by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023

Sex

Where baby come from ewww

Woman: *sex*
Man: *sex*

Baby: hi

by The when you want February 27, 2022

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024