cock mongler

someone who loves something so much that they defend everything about it and try to make it seem better, alternative to dick rider

"shut the fuck up Timmy you cock mongler, the holocaust will always be a fucking abysmal tragedy!"

by Upright Almond June 04, 2023

cock mongler

anyone who sucks willy up like a black hole

james; that girl is a cock mongler
laura; yeah my cock got mongled

by philputsthedindan March 28, 2018

shadow-cocked

When a black dude rams you with the lights off.

Omg Becky, Tyquon shadow-cocked me so hard last night night.

by Kmart1063 May 02, 2016

cock boy

A boy that is a cock (chicken) or someone that is scared to do something.

my friend was acting like a cock boy because he didn't do the dare.

by SURPEME October 20, 2022

Hippo cock

A hippo with a cock the size of the moon

Wow look at that hippo cock

by Big daddy toe 69 January 05, 2019

hippo cock

A guy with a extremely large fat thick girthy cock

wow that guy has a Hippo cock

by erggdfgdfg June 02, 2017

Cock throttle

The bun on top of a man's head. AKA a man-bun. A dude with a man-bun loves to suck cock therefore their partner can control the speed of sucking hence Cock Throttle

My gay buddy loves dudes with man-buns because he can really grab that fucker and control the guy he calls it his cock throttle.

by RChammer0409 October 27, 2022