Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

Cock

A genital of a male.

I want a guy with a big cock.

by KittyArea February 1, 2022

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

Cock-o-milk

Another word for man juice.

I bet this exotic beauty would like some of my cock-o-milk.

by Pier.re March 18, 2012

thigh cock

when a dude is super sweaty and naked and his cock can’t help but stick to his thigh

“Jishwa’s thigh cock was practically glued to his leg last night”

by Olee pelli October 23, 2017

Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex

"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"

by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022

Cock shock

Seeing a penis you weren't ready to see

Suzy received cock shock when she opened the snap from tom

by Tommythecat96 May 16, 2016