Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.
Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.
by Lordvaldren April 08, 2025
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