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About To Die Cock

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."
"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."
by Julactus May 10, 2025
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Cocked

A word used when you totally cocked your friends!
"Hey bro!"

"what."

"Your family is dead."

"what"

"get cocked loser!"
by Cocksandballslover240 July 6, 2022
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california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock
I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"
by Tiantberry May 30, 2014
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Cock

no cock for you
by anonymous June 29, 2022
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Cock

example for 1) the cock of my county crows every morning
example for 2)John's cock is so small
by anoymouslol April 29, 2023
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alvar cock

oh the cock is big
it'is a alvar cock
by UWU DOB October 14, 2019
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Cock faced pig fucker

It's a pig with a cock on the face and he or she is a fucking liar.

You see its very simple its an explamitive word like the word fuck just not a broad
You cock faced pig fucker get,out of bed.
by Chloe Mcburger May 19, 2018
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