Wank Tank

Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.

I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.

by Richard Dunken January 29, 2017

Tricky Wank

A "Tricky Wank" is when you masturbate to something a bit weird

Guy 1 "I watched some Hentai yesterday"
Guy 2 "That must have been a Tricky Wank"

by Camz1601 March 28, 2016

Wanking for coins

Someone that sells their body to make money. AKA a prostitute. Literally masturbating (wanking) someone for money (coins).

Usually a derogative term for when you feel someone will lose their job.

Jimmy: Hey Chad, did you see Daves face when he got taken into the boss' office?
Chad: I'm sure he'll be wanking for coins shortly

by yamiscott September 13, 2016

glitter wank

predominantely British term for a celebrated masturbation

what is marcus doing tonight... nothing he got him self some scented candles and is having a glitter wank.

by AGJ13 February 12, 2017

Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.

Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden

by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018

piddle wank

The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.

"Dude, I'm so knackered I just had a piddle wank!"

"Bad luck dude...here's a tissue"

by Tris n Tim June 20, 2008

Colgate wank

Just a standard wank but with the minty, stingy sensation of added toothpaste to your cock

Danny hated normal wanks, he wanted a Colgate wank instead.

by Gingerninja May 29, 2018