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$PORK

1. **Verb ($pork):** To influence or drive something (such as a project, stock, or idea) with powerful momentum, either positively (upward) or negatively (downward). Usage can refer to the act of investing energy, resources, or strategy in a way that significantly changes the trajectory of the target.

2. **Adjective ($pork’d):** Describes a situation, object, or concept that has been significantly impacted or altered, exhibiting either a rapid gain or loss in value, status, or effectiveness.

3. **Noun ($pork):** A stake, position, or hold in an initiative, investment, or idea that is subject to dramatic swings in momentum or value. It implies a dynamic and volatile nature, where the outcome can be highly unpredictable and influenced by external forces or decisions.
Verb: They decided to $pork the new initiative, pouring unprecedented resources into it.

Adjective: After the announcement, the stock was completely $pork’d, hitting record highs by noon.

Noun: They have a major $pork in the company, which could either make or break their year. @porkcoineth @Pond0x
by chefderek.eth February 6, 2024
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Pork Steer

Cutting a hole in an onion and farting inside of it
Yo you hear that Becki chick pork steered at the party last night?
by J Dahmer November 21, 2022
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Pork Chop

Andrew Brown is a pork chop
by BigPork5000 February 12, 2018
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Pork Dumpurine

A horrible culinary abomination created by a japanese dude taking a shit on a pork dumpling and then boiling it in urine, hence Pork Dumpurine.
Hey Zack wanna go get some japanese food?
No way i'm sick of shitty sushi and pork dumpurines, lets get Italian instead.
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pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.
Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.
by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020
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Pork martialled

A phenomenon on the highway where a big bank takes a little bank usually a 6×6 on a golf cart and makes satilite porn in retribution for rikkinanen warcrim invasion detonation das kombat
You got Pork martialled when you're drugged and driving?

You got lucky!
by Cody5050 February 20, 2022
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Porked

by moose ears April 2, 2024
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