Donkey Balled

When your automobile gets damaged like on a car crash and you don’t want to explain what happend.

Friend: Bro what happend to your car?
Oh, it got donkey balled
Friend: Wym donkey balled
Donkey balled

by Mike_Ox June 07, 2022

Donkey doe

A woman's vagina. This expression was first used in the 1980s movie "weird science" often

When she bent over in that mini skirt without any panties you could see her Donkey doe. Often related to but confused with Badoncadonks

by gitonga July 28, 2015

donkey wrangler

A person gets mad at someone else who is not doing any work.

Example:

I'm just so mad at this donkey team member, said George.
You're a donkey wrangler expressed Joe.

Zonia, never does any work, what a donkey. "omg retweet, I just want to wrangle her for not doing work" said Arlo. Arlo is a donkey wrangler.

by banyakumbaya December 18, 2021

donkey stamp

When your dick gets so hard, it becomes as big as a donkey cock. Then you hit a bitch in the face with it.

Hey Peter. Massey is going to give you a donkey stamp if you piss him off

by petermasseylove69 November 18, 2014

YONKEY Donkey

WHEN HIS DONKY MAKE YOU GO YONKEYxD

gREGGERY: Tania have you seen his YONKEY Donkey?
TANIA: YEA...
gREGGERY: YOU BETTER NOT HAVE STUPID SLUT x

by poppygongtik September 18, 2018

feeding the donkey

stimulation of a man’s anus with the hand in a manner similar to feeding a hungry donkey; the male equivalent of “feeding the horse”

Jay was feeding the donkey with his hand down the back of Ray’s jeans while Ray gave him head.

by jjaustx March 01, 2018

slab donkey

A huge Atlantic flounder

Damn, chuck just caught himself a slab donkey

by Ivannahumparot March 14, 2018