Straight Greasing

The proficient art of chatting up girls

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

Straight jargon

Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.

Examples of straight jargon:

1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"

2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies

Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."

by CST507 November 11, 2021

Straight Chillers

An epic or cool person, place, moment or thing.

bro, your new album cover is straight chillers

by Roadman Alex October 7, 2023

Straight Skittles

M&Ms what did you think the definition was?

Hey bro you want straight skittles???

by One_White_Boi March 28, 2019

Super Straight

A term for cisgender men who are so straight they only have sex with other super straights.

Chad: Hey Kyler, I'm Super Straight.
Kyler: Me too, wanna have sex?

by Skonk190 September 7, 2021

Straight Pressure

When Something or someone is "the shit" or going hard 24 hours seven days a week

Yo that fit you got on straight pressure
Kevin harts jokes straight pressure

by StraightPressure.com October 1, 2022

Flaming Straight

A man whose outward appearance, mannerisms, speech and affectations would lead any observer to conclude they are an out and proud gay man. Except they are totally straight.

One look at the comedy stylings of John Mullaney and you'd think he was gay but he's just one of those flaming straights.

by Zebexster December 5, 2020