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table crab

when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs
john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs
by AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm March 19, 2022
mugGet the table crabmug.

one with the table

take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving
evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back
by TAblesasone May 31, 2022
mugGet the one with the tablemug.

One Table

A common code within the drug underworld used to describe a significant deal with a rival gang.
"Meet you at the restaurant tonight, there is only one table"
by numerouno1999 June 13, 2013
mugGet the One Tablemug.

eat under table

Meaning in Jamaica a man who licks and sucks a woman's vagina.
Yes I catch you having oral sex. I thought you said you never ever eat under table
by Awadatsah December 27, 2020
mugGet the eat under tablemug.

Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.
by PloraeX June 20, 2023
mugGet the Table Potatomug.

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