Taboo

1. (Original meaning) "Sacred" - something too sacred in fact for it to be allowed to be profaned by the common people.

2. The exact opposite of Sacred - something that is too profane for the common herd!

1. Village Elder: don't desecrate the shrine, it's taboo.

2. Moron: 'Ere, don't you be talking about incest or bestiality, it's taboo!

by Dr Pinch May 10, 2005

table shower

Getting a sexual massage for men ;)

“Bro I just got the best table shower , she definitely knew what she was doing lol”

by KushXDlol May 8, 2018

periodic table

Two dimensional Satan.

Nerd: The Periodic Table! The only woman who will ever love me!
Moderately socially accepted individual: Gimme your lunch money!

by Elise deLise September 13, 2006

Tabs

A word for cigarettes in north east England

"I canney sell ya nay tabs mon"

by Ryan Maxwell May 24, 2008

table jockey

term used for a waiter/waitress

Send over a table jockey to take my order.

by mongoloid August 12, 2004

table hit

scraping up small pieces of reefer from a surface used to roll a blunt/joint and packing a bowl with it

Stoner 1-"how the fuck did you just hit the bowl? i thought you just rolled the last nugget up!"

Stoner 2- "Table hit, man."

Stoner 1- "ahh. nice."

by Lunchmeat November 28, 2006

tabernacle

the truth

you hear about bobby getting beaten up last. His mother told me what happened; so it is definitely tabernacle

by tuffpuff March 27, 2010