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Brazilian Solider

Find a young sexy brazilian girl (P.Banus is good hunting), strip her naked and put her on her knees on a table. Get a nice thick slide of bread and toast for 3/4 minutes. While the bread is toasting give the girl a good fingering, licking and rimming. when the toast is ready cut into soldiers. Pick up a soldier and dib-dab it inside her and for that extra salty flavour try around her rim.......mmm delicious!
After a hearty meal, Luke asked Tom if he fancied a dessert. Tom replied, I quite fancy a Brazilian Solider, excellent choice replied Luke I'll have a couple too.
by Crazy Sexo August 2, 2011
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Translucent spider

Paint your penis multiple colours and jizz on a wall
Ah lad the translucent spider is some craic
by The viper higgins January 13, 2020
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Spider

The most useless creatures on earth. They are eight legged freaks whose only purpose on this earth are to terrify the piss out of humans so much that they had to name a phobia after it... ARACHNOPHOBIA.
Jaime finally got some sense and unloaded a clip of air soft bullets on the useless spider.
by BNEW3702 October 27, 2008
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slider

A slider is a large glob of cum that a guy shoots down his cocksucker's throat when he blows his load, instead of spurting several smaller cumshots.
Matt sometimes floods my mouth with a slider when I suck his dick and it's hard to swallow it all!
by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021
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the spider

A guitar player's finger stretching exercise.
E:----------|
B:----------| In guitar tablature
G:--1-2-3-4-|
D:--3-4-1-2-|
A:----------|
E:----------|
by Pedi August 21, 2004
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Sonder

n. Pseudophilosophical guff memetically spread by the tumblr blog "The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows". No academic grounding whatsoever, can be figured out through common sense.
I just had a sonder.

A what? Stop talking shit!
by Ma1nFr4me May 28, 2013
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Spider Monkey

Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.

Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
Spider Monkey all on that hoe, watch me jizz and watch me throw
by TAAE September 26, 2008
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