shitty-sweet

Used to describe something which is so awesome that when it is gone, those who experienced it feel empty and let down.

"Man, when Christ walked the earth that was shitty-sweet"

by Nick Ashley April 13, 2005

snptty

so not planning to tell ya

Q: How old are you?
A: snptty

Q: did you sleep with your secretary?
A: snptty

by Still Dreamin October 21, 2007

shitty borstein

completely drunk, fucked up, hammered.

"Oh man, did you see Jack at the bar? He was shitty borstein, I hope he wasn't driving tonight."

"Are you ok dude? You got pretty drunk last night."
"I wasn't just drunk, I was shitty borstein!"

by Kevin Higgins March 31, 2008

shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".

"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".

by dpoole August 13, 2008

Smittybar

While in the act of Smittyfingering your partner, he or she deficates and you eat it.

The last Smittybar I had was not only filling and loaded with nuts it was sugarless

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

smittylick-stick

When a male and 2 females are in engaged in sex the male has anal sex with 1 female he pulls out and the other female licks and sucks his penis

I smittylick-sticked my girlfriend and her mom last night

by The Smitty Family March 1, 2009