Ho#1: So girl how was your night with Troy?
Ho#2: It was fun until he gave me the T-Bone Slam! I can't sit down!!!!
Ho#2: It was fun until he gave me the T-Bone Slam! I can't sit down!!!!
by VICious213 April 26, 2011
The extreme planking equivalent to an Ollie on a skateboard. The Slam Fish is the generic move in which the extreme planker lies horizontally across a piece of flat land. There are also different variations of The Slam Fish, such as the: "Horozonti Slam Fish", "Verti Slam Fish"
by Olex July 20, 2011
Is where a 21st century woman takes what she wants and locks some clueless guy down into the marriage-baby-house trifecta in under 2 years. Fast work lady!
by Jacky P May 05, 2014
The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.
Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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