San Juan 

1. A large city in Peurto Rico.
2. A slang term for a homosexual (usually male). Term discovered upon realizing that the popular tourist town of San Juan, Peurto Rico had an unusually high count of gay male residents. Oddly enough, many of them spoke fluent German. In no way is this term derogatory: simply observational

"Siehst du die San Juan"
"What?"
"Did you see the San Juan? who just walked by?"
"You mean the gay guy? Yeah, I saw his boyfriend too."

San Juan by Mellowfellow February 24, 2009

San Andreas Fault 

A really BIG vagina usually on a fat whore

Levi visited the San Andreas Fault for his vacation.

San Andreas Fault by Johnny Slots April 25, 2008

San Fransisco handshake 

Slang term for a blowjob. San Fransisco has a reputation for being one large gayborhood, hence the term.

"I heard they were both fired when she was caught giving him a San Fransisco handshake in the stairwell."

San Fransisco handshake by CaptainButtercup August 29, 2009

San Francisco 

City in what is called the Bay Area of Northern California. Approximately 800,000 people made up of mostly white people and Asians. Full of Tech Bros, techies and wannabes, the people judge you based on the neighborhood you live in. Avocado toast is the main stay. Making less than 350k makes you poor.

Amy lives in the outer sunset, omg that’s so not San Francisco .

OMG! Avocado toast is on the menu at the squat and gobble! How San Francisco of them.

San Francisco by Djames2005 January 17, 2019

San Pellegrino 

A sexually transmitted disease originating from the sluts in the greater Dirty-Reno Nevada area. Due to the extremely high daily volume of sexual intercourse with Dirty-Reno sluts this disease has been quickly spread around the world.

Symptoms are: thick and painful (sometimes burning) anal leakage, erectile dysfunction, painful urination, abdominal cramping, skin irritation to the genitalia and anal areas including but not limited to open soars, rashes, redness, and swelling. Other symptoms are dizziness and soar throat.

If you believe you have contracted SP see a physician immediately. Thus far there have not been any major advances in finding a cure for SP.

Next time wear a rubber jackass!

When Tony had sex with Joelle the was no surprise when his tiny dick contracted San Pellegrino. Now he has been burning in his nether regions and leaking out the ass for 3 years.

San Pellegrino by Mountherintheass January 25, 2010

San Franciscan Teapot 

To shit in a kettle and boil it, then use the steaming mixture to douche your girlfriend

Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night

Horatio: That must have hurt!

Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!

San Franciscan Teapot by sorest rump June 14, 2010

San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!

"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"

San fransisco slot machine by Tim2345 October 3, 2006