potato anus 

Somebody who is cranky, irritable, and angry. Often used when one is not on their period but acts like it.

Girl: Fuck you! You're a douche-canoe!
Guy: Its ok, I'll let that slide because of your period.
Girl: I'm not on my period, you jackass!
Guy: Oh, then your just a potato anus!

potato anus by Potato_In_My_Anus December 9, 2012

potato water

Euphemism for "vodka"

yeah, I had some taste potato water last night but have an awful hangover today!

potato water by cucurious57483 August 10, 2017

lameo potato 

Somthing is so lame that it can only be replied to in an equally lamer manner.

For example 'fred' has no come back to an insult he just recieved, so he says somthing above and beyond lame eg. 'Well at least my mum dosent have a hairy back.'

In reply the only answer that can justify that unbelievably lame remark is to reply 'Lameo Potato'

lameo potato by Shinyone June 16, 2008

Potato 

something idiots confuse with a tomato.

yummmm, what was in that salsa? Potato?

Potato by Laura July 4, 2003

potato balls 

potato balls, is a humerous name for someone with gigantic, brown and dirty bollocks. they often have a fuzzy looking green growths coming off them and they look hugley deformed.they are often visible from outside of the sufferers clothing, as they look like he has two king edwards in his duds.

this is often caused by using a vacuum cleaner on the testicular region.

"check out that guys nads in the speedos. he's got potato balls, big hairy disgusting looking potato balls."

potato balls by stu August 4, 2004

Potato Farm

A group or gaggle of people with mental disabilities; a flock of retarded people

Rodger: Hey Blake, look at that potato farm leaving Toys R' Us.
Blake: God damn it Rodger.

Potato Farm by OSAndrew December 14, 2014

Potato 

An individual who is boring or bland; lacking special distinction.

Suzy: "So what's the new boyfriend like?"
Sally: "He's a potato."
Suzy: "A potato?"
Sally: "Yah, like if I was hungry and went and cooked a potato and ate it, it's good, it's a potato, but it's just a potato. He needs some chives or sour cream, or a motorbike."

Potato by Kendra Hobbs December 28, 2005