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emo poser

a person who thinks that he or she is a pimp, but they really aren't. an emo poser will think that he or she has a large calf muscle, that and he or she will play alot of soccer. he or she will also listen to wannabe rock alot and try to show of to friends
an emo poser will also talk about friends behind their backs.
me: yo, sup
emo poser: dude, check out my CALF-MUSCLE, ITS HUGE!
me, talking to friends later in day: dude that emo poser is such a fag
by davidklein123 September 25, 2006
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poser

A poser is someone who calls them self a punk and say just because they listen to the music tattoes and earings etc. they are punk but the real punk is on the inside....or it could be ghetto,wigger,prepp( a lot of those abercrombie biotches) most of these defintions people r writing well they are poser who suck there mom's dick!
instant messanger this guy who is worse than a prepp and acts like he is ghetto and watches and gets music info from trl(mtv) im him @ VOLDUDESTU
by stuart d. May 8, 2003
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Poser

a poser is a person who likes to poser as a penis fucker with no momma and a small asian like dick with no friends even though he thinks he's black and his name is Ami wolf
1. Hey my name's Ami niggaz I'm ghetto ya'll lets go get hyphy and stupid G Dizzle Gangsta Homie Dawg Nig.
2. i is pimped out like you neva be
3. i WAnt to be like jesse,
4. i want to use all my money so i can COLOR MY SKIN BLACK and then get some coke and smoke it
5. "My penis is the size of an asian's" -Ami Wolf
POSER is ugly
by kidraty October 6, 2006
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Posada

A young male who looks old because he has a receding hairline
That guys only 20? He's a damn Posada
by Oldguysrule July 27, 2012
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posermo

Someone who act's emo just to fit in with a new crowd of friends when she needs attention.
Wow, that new girl is def. posermo, she doesn't even paint her nails all black.
by Longsack December 30, 2008
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poser

Someone who is fronting or perpetrating on a scene they are not apart of.
You're such a poser because you don't actually skate yet you carry a skateboard.
by Cameron L. November 26, 2007
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Poser

A person who tries to imitate someone else but does a really bad job and people start to disown him.

Sk8ters usally hate posers.
Poser: Hey whts up

Group of sk8ters: oh shit its that fucking poser lets go.

Poser: Why did they leave?
by nicholas v February 4, 2008
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