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lululemon pants 

Boosts a girls rating out of ten by at least 1 if not by 2. Can make an average girl look hot. And a hot girl into Megan Fox. And so on. They contain a hypnotic aura that garners much attention from guys. To girls that love attention, buy these pants!
Man....look at that chick over there. -Jason

Yea, thats a 7 for sure. -Bob

No, but shes wearing lululemon pants! thats at least an 8! man look at that tight ass! -Jason
lululemon pants by JamesRGatz October 21, 2009
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Bitch Pants 

pants my boyfriend wears that have too many buttons, making them difficult to get in.
did you get any last night?

NO i was wearing my bitch pants and she got sick of unbuttoning them
Bitch Pants by Vladimiranda October 27, 2007

girl pants 

A term used to describe pants made for women or girls worn by emo, scene, or skater boys. Hardcore devotees to this fashion wear their little sisters pants.
The guy wearing girl pants has a nice ass
girl pants by BlackRainbow13 July 15, 2007

Nice Pants 

When your talking with a chick and she has either nice legs or a nice butt or both and you want to tell her but dont want her to think your a creeper. but when the girl starts talking about said pants make sure you tune her out
Kayleigh: hey Cory

Cory: Hey Kayleigh, nice pants

Kayleigh: Thank you i got them blah blah blah
Nice Pants by coolcory January 13, 2010

Clown Pants Fat 

Having a disproportionately fat ass, thighs, and upper pussy area to the point of being comical, resembling clown pants; extremely bottom-heavy; having enough fat to fill a pair of clown pants.
Guy 1: I heard Steve's new girl is pretty thick. Would you hit it?
Guy 2: Nah, man. She's clown pants fat. I couldn't fit it in if I tried! And that's assuming I don't throw up first.
Clown Pants Fat by RawBZA October 21, 2010

Jagger pants 

Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rockstar. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's in them.

For example- see the one's Mick Jagger wears.
"I'm going to a concert tonight, where are my Jagger pants?"

"Man, those jeans are tight, are you sure they aren't Jagger pants?"
Jagger pants by Parttimepoet September 26, 2009

Farmville Pants 

When out shopping with friends you happen to notice a pair of farmville pants. Anything that represents a farmer, redneck, or just so happens to look like something a farmville addict might wear while plowing their fields and spending time wasting their lifes away.
Sue - "Hey look a pair of farmville pants!"
Molly - "You think i would look hot wearing those while plowing the fields?"
Sue - "Are you serious"