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rat scallion

A name commonly used by longboarders. It describes anything and can be used as a adjective or a noun.
"GOD DAMNIT ETHAN YOU LITTILE RAT SCALLION"
by Longb0ard3r July 14, 2009
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Gym Rat

an extremely large and vascular mf or a small twig trying to become an extremely large and vascular mf. Usually pull 100s of bitches or absolutely 0; there is no middle ground.

Often too poor for a therapist, so decide to destroy their bodies to build bigger muscles to hide their feelings.

Listens to rap but will eventually turn to rock, then metal, and finally death metal.

Takes enough preworkout to kill a horse to sustain a gym session longer than

Will often prolong a gym workout to hope to catch the eye of a female, which won’t happen.

Also suffers from body dysmorphia and an Adonis complex.

In war with the gym bros, powerlifters and bodybuilders against crossfitters.
Crossfitter: Yo did u see that guy, he was here for 4 hours? He’s a psycho.

Gym bro: yeah he’s a gym rat, and pulls more bitches than you, you dumb crossfitter.

Crossfitter: what the hell was he listening to? Sounded horrible.

Gym bro: Slipknot, something pussies like you won’t understand.
by gymrat_24 February 20, 2022
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granny rat

mutated, deformed,most fuck ugly creature imaginable, usually has squinty eyes, scrawny frame, protruding fangs and a bulbous nose. Generlly two-backed with straw like fur.
man 1:oh my fucking god what is that
man 2:my eyes, my eyes
man 3:oh my oh my its its the GRANNY RAT run run run away
man 1:a granny rat fuck god help us we all gonna die
man 3:im gonna cut off my penis before it gets to me
man 2:oh shit fuck my eyes they burn they burn oh for the love of god my eye my eyes!!!!
by number 100 star trek fan August 28, 2008
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hood rat

a slutty skank ass girl who sucks dick every day. usually you and all your boys have slept with her. doesnt care about personal care or herself, so you can get an std from her. shes the type of girl everyone knows( and fucks)
man 1: shit! that mofuckin ho gave me herpes!

man 2: yeah fuck it, she aint nuttin but a hood rat
by big spanky 187 June 7, 2009
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rats

disgusting squirrels without furry tails that crawl around your house looking for food
Rats carry fleas.
by supercutekid November 19, 2011
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mall rat

one who spends most of their time at the mall as if it is the coolst place in the world. usually mallgoths and babygoths but can be preps too. (also note that the former likely be near hot topic and the latter will be in or near abercrombie or hollister or AE)
dude that mall rat thinks that cause he bought a ramones/ACDC shirt that he is so cool (granted these are great bands)
by peter ball February 19, 2006
mugGet the mall ratmug.

rat gut

An aching stomach from holding in your gas for a night that you spent with sleeping over with a new lover. Your gut hurts all the next day.
Oh man my tummy hurts, really bad. I got the rat gut from last night
by Bryan Atchison November 26, 2007
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