Mooney Rule

A code of secrecy invoked by promising to never tell another person the story you are about to be told.

In a conversation the Mooney Rule would be used as follows:
Person 1: Dude, I have something important to tell you, Mooney Rule on this.
Person 2: Ok, I swear never tell anyone.
Person one then proceeds to tell person two the important story knowing that the secret will stay private between the two due to the Mooney Rule being invoked.

by RC45 February 8, 2013

Mooli'd It

When someone says hes going to do something but ends up backing out at the last second

Iloom: Hey guys Im down for the pool today

*3 hrs laterz*

Fred: You ready to go?

Iloom: Pool at 5:30? fuck that.......

Fred: You Mooli'd It

by Fudu Uno February 24, 2013

moonisha

Moonisha is a very Companion and a loyal friend. Moonisha is usually an attractive girl but she doesn't quite see it yet ! She usually get the attention from attractive boys. She enjoys a good laugh with her freinds and she always there for then through thick and thin ! She is usally the one with the best advice and gives it if and when needed

I wish I had a friend like Moonisha.

by Flower689 October 9, 2013

moonkow

A moonkow is someone who is smart,crafty and sly. It can also mean someone who is amazing at something or everything.

"You gotta be a right moonkow 'round those gangs."
"You're such a moonkow at COD!"

by Yolosid December 6, 2014

Moocherist

A Moocherist is a person that takes advantage of social programs that include Welfare, EBT, Free Medical. College Grants, and other programs designed to help the poor. A Moocherist may have made a poor life decisions at some point in their life which opened their eyes to the vast amount of social programs the United States has to offer. Having found a free money tree in social programs they continue to manipulate the system and turn their temporary time of need into a lifelong career. Moocherist are not needy. They are easy to spot at your local supermarket. They usually wear designer clothing, carry fancy handbags, and have the newest and most expensive smartphones. After watching them use their EBT cards at the check out counter, you will find them loading their $500 worth of groceries into a newer luxury SUV. You can also find these same people at your local hospital that accepts government assistance cards. They are in the waiting room, waiting for a free appointment with YOUR doctor, playing with their new smartphone. You often overhear them complain about the wait time, as if they were going to be late for work! Moocherist family scams usually consist of a Single Mother that lives with her illegitimate Children's Father. She does not marry her "babies daddy" because his income would cut the amount of taxpayer dollars she can steal from Taxpayers. The father usually gets paid cash for any work he does do if any and he claims to live at a different address.

Did you see that Moocherist at the Jack in the Crack paying for all that food with her EBT card? How did she get one of those? That lady had a Coach purse, expensive clothes and the newest iPhone. She even drove away in a Lexus with 28" rims! I must be doing something wrong.

by The Priest August 2, 2014

Moose Fart

Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.

The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.

I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Moonlick

One of the many ways to drink a tequila shot. First you lick your partners neck then you put some salt on the wet spot and your partner holds a slice of lemon between their lips. The way to drink the shot is normal. First you lick the salt then you take the shot then you bite the lemon while kissing your partner.

Arie: Hay Jason, let's have a shot of tequila.

Jason: Only if we do the Moonlick.

by FruityZA September 13, 2017