Ministry

An obscure 80's Synthpop group that became a mainstream 2000's Thrash metal band.

Ministry are the very definition of a band that has gone through major evolution.

by not found [Error 404] August 25, 2010

minigun

(n) Any of the variants of General Electric's 20mm M61A1 Vulcan Gatling anti-materiel cannon system chambered for 7.62 NATO or smaller cartridges. The M134A1 minigun is an air-cooled, belt-fed machinegun utilizing a rotary assembly of (usually six) barrels to propel 7.62x51mm bullets at extremely high cyclic rates of fire, ranging from 600 to 6000 rounds per minute, depending on adjustments made to its electrical feed system. Logistically, the minigun is often used as a helicopter-mounted weapon, manned by a single gunner. An experimental version, the XM214, is another type of minigun chambered for the smaller 5.56 NATO cartridge.

The soldiers, with the help of their minigun-equipped helicopter, were able to make short work of the enemy and report back to base in time for chow.

by Asmodeus December 7, 2003

minivan

In a group of 3 people, the second fattest.

Stacy's a unicycle, Jackie's a minivan, Mariah's a School Bus.

by I am too retarded right now to think of my name July 27, 2007

miniature golf face

The expression of someone who easily shows their emotions or reactions - the opposite of a poker face.

"I was trying to play it cool, but when my boss told me that I didn't get the promotion, she knew right away that I was angry and pissed off. I have SUCH a miniature golf face."

by Clemens March 21, 2008

pocket mining

masturbating by putting your hand in your pocket and playing with yourself through the fabric

"Oi, Smith, stop pocket mining and pay attention!"

by FuryouMiko April 21, 2018

Bob's Your information Minister

A homer fan who frequents a rival sports team's fan site (e.g. orangemane.com), and who:
1. Spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of massive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades;
2. Lives in his mother's basement (even though she lives in a trailer),
3. Has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on eBay a steady job,
4. Has never, ever kissed a girl he isn't related to and likely never will.

You're moving to Kansas City? Dude, there nothing more pathetic than that. That's totally Bob's Your Information Minister.

by CB jeebee September 10, 2008

minivan

A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.

John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.

by stooptard September 6, 2003