Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
by Bladebond March 5, 2007
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Why are you liseloting me?!
by Group A1 tudelft December 7, 2010
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Unfortunately, there will never be agreement over this issue.
Perfection or skill is what you make of it.
All of us have different points of view.
Critically speaking, though, we all know who was the best.
Unfortunately, there will never be agreement over this issue.
Perfection or skill is what you make of it.
All of us have different points of view.
Critically speaking, though, we all know who was the best.
by Future Truth October 29, 2005
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Definition:
A series of names, words, or other items written, printed, or imagined one after the other: a shopping list; a guest list; a list campaigns.
Use:
When the form of the word list would work but you just want to sound like a moron.
Demographic:
Usually findings of this word are heard from sub-educated lower class African Americans and smelly Anglo-Saxon hippies or crack heads.
Origin:
This word finds its birthplace at the forefront of stupidity in the telemarketing industry when the originator asked the question "Uh, Uh...Uh..When are the list-a-siz gonna be fixed?".
Definition:
A series of names, words, or other items written, printed, or imagined one after the other: a shopping list; a guest list; a list campaigns.
Use:
When the form of the word list would work but you just want to sound like a moron.
Demographic:
Usually findings of this word are heard from sub-educated lower class African Americans and smelly Anglo-Saxon hippies or crack heads.
Origin:
This word finds its birthplace at the forefront of stupidity in the telemarketing industry when the originator asked the question "Uh, Uh...Uh..When are the list-a-siz gonna be fixed?".
When are da list-a-siz gonna be fixed?
Da list-a-siz in da 4.0 workload aint matchin stats.
Whadt list-a-siz am I loggin inta?
Da list-a-siz in da 4.0 workload aint matchin stats.
Whadt list-a-siz am I loggin inta?
by Flakxx March 25, 2007
Get the list-a-siz mug.{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)
I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009
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A really stong mixed drink that gets you drunk really fast and often taste more like liquor then the mixer.
A really stong mixed drink that gets you drunk really fast and often taste more like liquor then the mixer.
Could you get me a drink, and please lisha pour it, I had a long day.
The bar tender has been lisha pouring all night so I gave her an extra tip.
I think I lisha poured, cuz this drink I made is waay too strong.
The bar tender has been lisha pouring all night so I gave her an extra tip.
I think I lisha poured, cuz this drink I made is waay too strong.
by Dicesha May 6, 2009
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