Jonks

Dick

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.

by LouiluvK May 22, 2022

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."

by Matty Firm May 31, 2022

Junk Bomb

to deposit a single a item secretly in a domestic setting, within a persons house that has little or not connection to that person.
The principle being that the item will not be found by the house person, until several days or weeks have elapsed.

Task objective: to confuse the house person for as long as possible.

somebody has junk bombed me

by ParnyW June 28, 2022

junk file

The bottom feeder of crack heads!.. A junk file

The guy was a total junk file looking out for his next hit

by Forbiddentruth August 8, 2022

Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

junesenai

becca’s boyfriend

hey look it’s junesenai and becca2sick

by idab November 3, 2022

Jungsoo

Someone who knows how to really throw it back animal style

"Yo, can your girl dance?"

"Not only can she dance, she a Jungsoo!"

by richard tars November 8, 2022