lorry johnson

a young man who commonly attends gay raves to achieve entry to mens bum holes

guy 1: hey what did u get up last night man

guy 2: i went to a gay rave!

guy 1: pfft thats only for people like lorry johnson, who like schlongs in the asses

by benLOLatlorry October 16, 2008

Abigail 'Johnson'

A sweet caring girl, who is by far the most attractive on the planet. One can not dare fathom the awesomeness. It is said if one Abigail 'Johnson', is to combine with an asian's awesomeness the world will self implode in deft-defying cuteness!

Dude, did you hear? it's the end of the world, Abigail 'Johnson', and an asian finally got together! RUN.

by NezumiiroShinobi December 10, 2012

Brian Johnson

Brian Johnson was a slave that escaped from the cotton fields and fought for black mens rights back in the 1840's. Brian Johnson is now a house hold name in some parts of the world.

Travisss durex is trying to get out of his cot again the little Brian Johnson.

by Calculatorfucker July 2, 2018

johnson rod

(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.

The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.

by waltermitty August 21, 2004

johnson rod

device that is connected to a gazach via a knibbling pin

the johnson rod fell from the gazach because the knibbing pin fell out.

by Don Alonso May 28, 2003

Johnson Family Reunion

An annual event whereby a group of unrelated, hedonist, high-living men ranging from 25-50 years commence for a weekend at a vacation resort area in an attempt to recapture their youth by indulging in heavy drinking and drug use.

"Hey, fill that script of vicodin, buy a lot of vodka and roll some fat blunts - we're going to the Johnson Family Reunion!!"

by eddie fusco May 10, 2005

Johnson&Johnson

The act of two males having sex with one female. realted word: finger-cuff

We have Jill the Johnson&Johnson last night.

by Sulucci September 11, 2006