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They over eat. They have really big families. If you don't eat enough they ask you why you're anorexic (even if you're 300 pounds). They think they're tough but the Irish could kick their ass in a bar fight.
Hey, Vinny, you italian midget, let's go break some legs with a baseball bat.
by Bobert545454 July 5, 2006
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Italians

Italians are hard working people who are loyal, and very family oriented. The best people ever! Italians arent consdered white. They wear the best suits and make the best clothes! They also wear a lot of hip-Hop clothes and because of that they are called "wiggers" and "wegros", but becuase Italians arent considered white, those terms dont apply to them and are nonexistent. Their culture is used by a lot of the Hip-Hop culture as they call themselves "Capone" "Gotti", Three 6 Mafia", wear sweats, call themselves "Gangstas" and love the Mob themed life and so on and so on.

Italian culture has been a part of Hip-Hop for mutiple decades now just like latinos have been a part of it since the 80's. So to the older generation of Italians saying the newest generation are a disgrace becuase of what they wear and etc, they just dont get that Italians who dress and act a certain way is just the Americanization of all cultures meshing together. The Italian culture hasent died or will it ever, it's alive and well, it's just evolved and added on due to living in America the country that we discovered, and since Italians discovered this country we have every right to call the shots as what to wear or how to act,if you dont like it move! So next time you see an Italian wearing FUBU and Kangol, dont say were ripping off anothers culture, other cultures rip us off all the time,so we will wear whatever we like, and if we dont mind rappers putting Italian culture in their rhymes then I doubt they care what we wear. Now thats the reality check. Paisans rule!
Why do those Italians wear all that hip-hop stuff? Thats beacuse they are the real gangsters.
by Micah1 December 13, 2008
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italian

there are only 3 things we italians care about- food, family, and sex. you get in the way between us and any of those things, we'll kill you.
non-italian-man..i wish i were italian...
italians-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by ItalianBiznatch May 8, 2005
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KAKA ITAM

a kaka itam is something found in the schroet potti.
would you like to go to the SCHROET POTTI to KAKA ITAM? lOlo~!JoLz
by JOSHLET March 30, 2004
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Italian Parkjob

When a man and woman are having sex, the man takes a dump on his partner's chest. With the shit in place, the man turns around and parks it between her tits like a bulldozer for poo.
"I tried to surprise her with an Italian Parkjob, but she knew something was up when I tried to take a dump."
by Professor Honeytoast October 30, 2008
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italian

The worst people to ever walk the planet. Egos over 100%. They're all greasy and have disgusting fat bodies. Their country sucks. They think they're all that, everyone who wrote definitions claims to be italian and right there is proof that they think they are all that. Guess what? Us Brit's could kick italian's asses. And guess what? Having a tan all year round is horrible. It looks really bad and guess what? NO ONE WANTS TO BE ITALIAN. They're ignorant and blind to the world around them. A disgrace to Europe. The Roman Empire was horrible. It drove all of Europe into the dark ages, all because of fucking italians. Just imagine where we'd be right now if italians didn't fuck up the world. Italians should die. Any italian reading this can kiss my ass.
Italian: OMFGZZZZ GUYZ I'M LYKE SO COOL LOOK AT ME WITH MY GREASY TAN SKIN LAWL I'M SOO KEWL BOW DOWN TO ME I'M LYKE #1 OMFGGGG WE OWN EUROPE WE'RE SO COOL EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE US OMGGGG LOOK HOW GREASY I AM !!! OMG EVERYTHING I EAT COULD MAKE ME FAT IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, AND IF YOU LOOK AT ME IT'S QUITE APARENT!!! LAWL!!!!!

Poland/ Britan/ Czech Rep/ Russia/ Germany/ French/ Finland/Sweden/Switzerland/all the other European country people: No one cares. Go shove your small penises up your mother's vag's. All you are good for is drugs and mafia movies. No one cares about you, go drown yourselves.
by moosh. April 27, 2006
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IsaMiner

Someone from remote outback town in Queensland Australia called Mount Isa, as it is a mining town most people are Miners.
Put ISA and Miner together you get IsaMiner
by Smithie October 20, 2005
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