illdren

illdren: noun. Offspring with unsettling behavior that tends to be destructive or disruptive.

Watch that the illdren don't eat the gold fish. Would you please control your illdren?

by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008

Illtelechy

1) A song by the band Acadia Confidential

2) A fully realized level of being sick, dope, or really fucking cool.

3) A play-on Parliament Funkadelic's song "Funkentelechy"

They have mad illtelechy going on.

by Caminitia May 17, 2009

illuminophilia

lamp fucking fetish.

Jonas fucked a lamp. Must have had an illuminophilia.

by alexbasilest. November 14, 2011

Illicitation

eliciting details of an illicit manner

My bashfulness kept me from responding to my friends' illicitation for details about my one-night stand

by Goober Bee Jay November 27, 2012

illegal shit poop disease

I didn't know what it was until now and i can tell you it is not too pleasent

i have illegal shit poop disease

by BRAKOZA July 27, 2016

Illist

Basically sick, cool, awesome. The best.

Dude, that’s the illist skate move ive ever seen!

by Ill-ist June 14, 2018

Illusory Phat Ass

This is the illusion the majority of basic girls on Instagram and Tinder create in their pictures to make it appear as if they have a phat ass. Generally these girls will bend their bodies close to a 90 degree angle (practically breaking their back) or stick one of their legs out to achieve this illusion. They also will only take pictures from the side or from any other strange angle that can create such an illusion.

John: Dude, this chick looks hot as hell. Look at her ass! I should definitely swipe right
Brad: No, swipe left. She only took pics from side and she’s bending in all her pictures. She has an illusory phat ass

by ClapDemCheekz December 12, 2019