foot by the fruit

A footjob received from a blatantly homosexual man. Usually occurs in a Vegas hotel room, but can happen anywhere sexual acts usually occur. Examples include, but are not limited to: a strip club, massage parlor, fuck den, or a sex club.

"Oh man, I got GREAT foot by the fruit after that GSA meeting!" "Hey Bob, thanks for last night! I've never met anyone so willing to give me foot by the fruit without hefty payment in cash or illicit narcotics."

by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018

what the fruit

Can be used to Express oneself in shock,anger, disbelief.

What the fruit

Jim, What the fruit did you just say!

by Jayka920 October 26, 2019

Barbecue sauce fruit

A rare fruit only found in small parts of Wyoming which is also used to create barbecue sauce

Friend: your crouch is falling

Me: barbecue sauce fruit

Friend: walrus gumble

by Cregthehat June 30, 2021

the whole fruit basket

A way to describe someone who goes beyond fruity, doing something that is extremely gay, but still not enough to be g a y

John: Yea, I'd clap your cheeks for 100 dollars

Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket

by Swatches December 7, 2021

lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022

Pat my fruit

When a women wants someone to finger them and/or "pat" (play with) their clit

"Girl I was sooooo horny I straight up told liam to pat my fruit in public and I loved it!"

by Uberhorny69 March 4, 2022

Fruitbooter

An insult Usually used by sakters while they are in their skateparks towards rollerbladers.

harry:godamn fruitbooters taking up the whole park with their lame ass tricks
Me:yeah i know

by SLinga November 17, 2003