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Manna for the mindless

Manna for the mindless is a disparaging description of television programmes that do no more than fill up air time. The programmes that are banal, trivial and boring and which, if they were a person, would be described as a WOFS. You know the sort of crap, pretty well all of daytime television, soap operas screened at any time, moronic game shows, chat shows featuring liggers or z-list celebrities, the list just goes on. It is the sort of programme which doesn’t require dumbing down as it is targeted at fuckwits or insomniacs who need something other than drugs to help them sleep.
Before twenty-four seven television was inflicted on a long-suffering human race, manna for the mindless was typified by film serials where the hero always overcame impossible odds to rescue the heroine from an impossible situation and the villain was always defeated. Either that or the Hollywood musical of the 1950s such as Carousel or South Pacific, total shite consisting of totally forgettable songs, stilted dialogue and a non-existent plot.
"Jane, would you like to come bird watching, there’s a good chance of a peregrine’s mating display"
"No, I've got to watch Loose Women!"
"Manna for the mindless!"
by AKACroatalin March 7, 2017
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W for Victory

what someone would say if they were concussed and instead of saying W for Win they said W for Victory cause concussed people say what ever pops into there head.
"dude we should name are team W, W for Victory"
"dude Win isn't spelt with a V dumbass"
"hey i'm concussed remember"
by i'm number 1 March 2, 2012
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Thala for a reason

"Thala for a reason" is a satirical meme originating in India among cricket fans of MS Dhoni, mocking the extreme adulation of his fanboys who attribute everything to him. It implies that Dhoni's luck is involved in every situation where the number 7 appears, his jersey number, and is humorously used to poke fun at his fanboys. In short, it highlights the excessive admiration for Dhoni and mocks the tendency to attribute his success to divine intervention by saying "thala for a reason" whenever number 7 or anything Dhoni-related appears.
Person 1: "Did you know that India has won international cricket tournaments 7 times?"
Person 2: "Thala for a reason, right? Because his lucky number 7 is always at work!"
by aditya_senpai April 22, 2023
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Saturday's are for debate kids

A frequently celebrated every Saturday specifically for debate kids. Serves as a legitimate excuse to get out of previous arrangements to spend time with the debate kids.
Andrew: Let's go to the movies on Saturday.
Leslie: No I'm busy, Saturday's are for debate kids after all!
by Branderrson December 10, 2020
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asking for a friend

Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.
"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."
by Ash1355 November 3, 2015
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A sight for sore eyes

Seeing someone that pleasures you or makes you happy on a bad day
Jennifer: Hey Marty.

Marty: Oh, are you a sight for sore eyes! Let me look at you.
by Nightmournee24 April 14, 2017
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Diving for Oysters

Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.
Yikes, I can't feel my tongue. I should probably stop diving for oysters so often.
by Cic August 27, 2013
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