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Female

The member of the human race that has a "V". They act like they are into romance and want a boyfriend who cares...in reality they want to be used and mistreated because then they can go crying to their friends and get attention because they are attention hungry whores who in reality go guy from guy breaking hearts with not regard to anything because they think so highly of themselves. They also think their shit smells like roses. And they think being blunt is an excuse to be rude.
Jamie is such a female
by JJ Tan November 27, 2011
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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A ranking system, ranging from one to 10. One is "So ugly I'll go blind" and 10 is Greek goddess drop-dead gorgeous." It is mostly used by heterosexual boys/men to describe how beautiful, hideous or "in between" a girl/woman is.
Dude #1: Hey man, see that chick over there? She hella fine, ain't she?

Dude #2: Eh! Using the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale (FAS), I would give her a 7. *puts on glasses* Uh-uh, that is a 2!

Dude #1: Gimme those. *snatches glasses and puts them on his face* Ahhh! You are too generous. That frog vomit is worse than my vision after being assaulted by her image.

Dude #3: Guys, you really need to stop using FAS. It objectifies women by giving their worth
by Lie 'Til I Die August 27, 2016
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Female Masturbation

Jake: Gee whiz! I hope Santa Claus comes tonight!
Andrew: Shut the fuck up. You know that he's as real as a female masturbating.
Jake: But female masturbation is a myth
Andrew: Exactly.
by Narfaloila March 9, 2018
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female

Male: I'm going to go drinking with my friends, you stay here in the kitchen.

Female: Okay.
by the5secondninja August 15, 2011
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Fema

federal emergancy managment agence
FEMA was in charge of the oil spilll
by danial March 24, 2003
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female brain

The center of the nervous system in all female vertebrate animals.

The human female encephalon is a powerful tool which is responsible for the fact that women have been outperforming men at all stages of secondary and post-secondary education (i.e., "high school" and "college") in all G8 and OECD countries (e.g., PISA 2001).

In their fixation on size, the vast majority of males try to justify their unfounded feelings of superiority by comparing brain sizes.

However, it takes more than a Second Grade education to know that it is the ratio of brain weight to body weight which presents a correlation to intelligence rather than the brain weight itself. Ergo: Men's bodies are proportionately larger and hence so are their brains, hands, feet, arms, etc. But it is the ratio of brain weight and body weight which may or may not predict intelligence, not brain weight.

Moreover, while the human male brain is larger on average, the processing centers in the human female brain are more closely interconnected due to a larger corpus callosum.
If the other definition of "female brain" is indicative of men's intelligence, men deserve all the help from educated women they can get.
by The Happy Humanist August 10, 2010
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Female

A human, the opposite of a male, that generally should stay in the kitchen and make the males sandwiches.
by madmike141516 March 13, 2011
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