English

English is a language. It's in countries such as England and America.

It's also dumb.

English is dumb because....Bologna rhymes with Pony.

by PremiumCookie February 18, 2020

English Teachers

Stupid fat cunt that has nothing going for herself other then that dumpy...
Graduated from an online university with some bullshit degree.
wanted to be a teacher but was too retarded so she settles on english.
Thinks she can restrict us from going out to lunch because she has daddy issues??

Fuck, i hate our new english teachers.
Yea she's got nothing going for herself other then that ass.
Dumb bitch probs got pregnant just to have days off.

by FUCK ENGLISH TEACHERS! September 7, 2022

English Class

Where all the double digit iq reject fucks go to teach, because theyre too braindead to actually teach a real class or subject

id rather kill myself than go to english class tomorrow

by toejerk October 9, 2023

english teacher

annoying fuck who needs to stfu.

the English teacher is annoying

by guy who submitted this February 9, 2023

Country English

Proper Grammar used in the south aka Slang

I speak that Country English in Florida

by CashmereJ December 20, 2018

English

Probably the most gay lesson and literally no one cares about it.

Person 1: Yo what lesson we got next?

Person 2: English

Person 1: (Proceeds to shove umbrella up ass, and open it)

by englishissobadlol March 10, 2022

English Dictionary

To the average Grammar Nazi, this is a holy scripture

Grammar Nazi: "Did you misuse an apostrophe? Go to church and read the English dictionary."

by IntergalactalEnergy July 29, 2023