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dirty minded freak 

Everyone that has passed the age of 12 some even before then.
Person 1: Hey! Want a hot dog?
Person 2:*smirks*
Person 1: It's food you dirty minded freak!

Dirty Windshield 

When a male takes his penis and rubs a vagina vigorously right to left while she is urinating, both male and female get urine splashed on them.
I walked in on my grandpa giving my grandma a dirty windshield and I got pee on me.

Dirty dick slap 

When a male hasn't washed there dick in over a week, then during sex slaps their partner across the face with it.
Josie said to me “Daniel dirty dick slapped me last night
Dirty dick slap by Coco4dayz July 26, 2016

Dirty Mickey Mouse 

When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.
Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!
Dirty Mickey Mouse by Realm Clock August 12, 2016

Dirty Squal 

The act of eating gluten free Italian cuisine from another's orphase.
"What did you do with all that left over gluten free pasta?" "I gave Madison a dirty squal right in the pussy"
Dirty Squal by Superqual January 4, 2017

dirty jamilly 

When you put apple sauce on your asshole and let and skater lick it clean while playing games on his DS while saying oof. Then you shove his dick in your ear while you have a leaf blower blow on your clit
I did the dirty jamilly last night with treebranch, leaf blower, and julian.
dirty jamilly by Gotm_oof October 1, 2017