Covid's Metamorphoses

An epic poem, waiting to be written.

Chronicling the transformations of the world, from its creation to its breakdown, due to the coronavirus and the self-deification a Julius Caesar wannabe, Covid's Metamorphoses will be read in the 22nd Century as a charming fable of humanity as it once was.

by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2020

COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.

Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!

by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020

COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.

Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!

by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020

COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.

Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!

by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020

Covided

Using a fake pandemic to get out of anything that you don't want to do.

"Bitch on Tinder just covided me."
"Trump successfully covided a tax scam by contracting, then defeating a fake virus."

by Fast Phily October 7, 2020

Covid chimney

Donald trumps stupid orange face

The president is spewing bile from his covid chimney

by anonymous October 8, 2020

rob likes Covid ballz deep

Mike uses a COVID mask to hold up his balz and keep them safe... That's the one Mike lends Rob that faithful day in October when Rob forgot his mask and graciously wore inhaling Mike’s teen spirt. Balls beep biatch ;)

Rob likes Covid ballz deep.

by SikentG October 10, 2020