cleaning his Snapple can

A euphemism for self gratification in school. Refers to the excuse a student would offer to cover for his behavior.

Kevin was cleaning his Snapple can in math class.

by MikeT2 March 28, 2011

cleaning your rifle

Getting a blowjob.

blowjob

George: Why were you late for work this morning? Was Jennifer cleaning your rifle again?

by gallopBoss October 21, 2015

Clean Shit

When you take a huge shit and barely have to wipe

“I took a clean shit yesterday, I clogged up the toilet and only used 2 wipes”

by Jonathan Cena the third August 24, 2020

countertop cleaner

A dude who gets off shaving hairy women's fun zone.

He gets off on, you know shaving women.
Fuckin' A, jack's a countertop cleaner.

by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

compton cleaner

When you are having sex with a girl DoggyStyle. After you ejaculate you punch her in the back of the head, knock her out, and steal her stuff. You then leave a not saying, "your welcome."

She looks like a rich hottie. I think I'll take her home and give her a compton cleaner.

by Das1331 June 22, 2008

skeet clean

when a male ejaculates into a females vagina and then withdraws and urinates into the parimeters of a females vagina attempting to clean the sperm out preventing a pregnancy.

man i was having sex with candy last night and ended up having to give that hoe a skeet clean, she was pissed....lol

by rodney420 April 11, 2009

Buttwhipe Cleaner

An humongously large motherfuckin asshole that acts like a buttwhipe Cleaner (buttwhipe cleaners are very dirty whores that only like to clean asshole)

Sarah: Hey, that black guy that fucked me last night, ye he's such a buttwhipe cleaner. He only liked my asshole the whole night!

Rachael: Ye, same with my white ass boyfriend. I was expecting some squirts and extreme ramidge to my pussy. But all he did was like my shithole.

by Tanky96 March 25, 2010