Using the sharp end of a Capris Sun straw in conjunction with the air pressure of one's own exhalation to blow any type of carbonated liquid into the colon of another, often semi-conscious person. The act must take place between two persons of differing heights and, crucially, within a moving vehicle.
by bucks Mcgee June 13, 2011
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Mike:Hmmm should i eat the 5 buck box from taco bell now...im going on a date in about 4 hours, i dont want to have to repaint her toilet. I will go with a homemade chicken salad instead.
Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later.
Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later.
by mr bonkers113 September 24, 2011
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Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus. Supreme commander of the Condor Legion with a plethora of refined skills such as douche-baggery, penile-to-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as "divine". A Moretti can be seen at dolphin poaching protests, and has been known to feed off the retardation of brain cells. Colonel Moretti even co-starred in "Flipper" with Paul Newman and Elijah Wood in 1996.
by SinStar4 March 24, 2012
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When you are in basic and AIT you won't have many "love" choices. It's like being stuck on an island with only coconuts. Don't fall in love with the coconuts.
by theMIman September 21, 2012
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"Man someone just colonial bootscraped the shit out of this payphone."
"Man, Im just gonna have to get some new undies. I colonial bootscraped right through this woven cotton support layer."
"Who colonial bootscraped the seat. that's not cool."
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