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Colon Slosh

Using the sharp end of a Capris Sun straw in conjunction with the air pressure of one's own exhalation to blow any type of carbonated liquid into the colon of another, often semi-conscious person. The act must take place between two persons of differing heights and, crucially, within a moving vehicle.
Hey Ej, why do you look so sick?

Kevin colon sloshed me while I was driving back from Coachella.
by bucks Mcgee June 13, 2011
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Colon Karma

The act of wondering if you should eat something, that might cause some gastrointestinal problems later.
Mike:Hmmm should i eat the 5 buck box from taco bell now...im going on a date in about 4 hours, i dont want to have to repaint her toilet. I will go with a homemade chicken salad instead.

Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later.
by mr bonkers113 September 24, 2011
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Colonel Moretti

Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus. Supreme commander of the Condor Legion with a plethora of refined skills such as douche-baggery, penile-to-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as "divine". A Moretti can be seen at dolphin poaching protests, and has been known to feed off the retardation of brain cells. Colonel Moretti even co-starred in "Flipper" with Paul Newman and Elijah Wood in 1996.
by SinStar4 March 24, 2012
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Coconut

A term used in reference to soldiers in Army AIT (advanced individual training) who fall for each other because they haven't been in the real world in a VERY long time.
When you are in basic and AIT you won't have many "love" choices. It's like being stuck on an island with only coconuts. Don't fall in love with the coconuts.
by theMIman September 21, 2012
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colonel ratchet

a term used to describe gab s or anyone who is ratchet
"Colonel Ratchet please report to the main office"
by Gabshoo January 20, 2013
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Colonial Bootscrape

When one drops trough and proceeds to wipe one's filthy butthole on a public surface, such as a public bench, street, or public causeway.
"Man someone just colonial bootscraped the shit out of this payphone."

"Man, Im just gonna have to get some new undies. I colonial bootscraped right through this woven cotton support layer."

"Who colonial bootscraped the seat. that's not cool."
by Cpt. Fart Koala May 28, 2013
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Colon-Cannon Rice Cake

When a woman shits on a man's nutsack.
"Barbara and I shared a colon-cannon rice cake last night. It was magical."
"Neat-o man!"
by Tom26 November 12, 2013
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