The Drunken Clam

A place where Peter Griffin drinks and gets drunk with Brian Griffin on the hit tv show Family Guy!

Did you see Peter at the Drunken Clam with Brian Griffin?

The Drunken Clam by david faustino May 11, 2012

voodoo clam 

Pussy that actually turns men into crazy desperate monsters. A man who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo clam and become a hopeless romantic mess. Double texts, triple texts, and even more than quadruple texts can be found in voodoo clam girl’s phone from thirsty men. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.

All my girl’s exes never stop blowing up her phone. She’s got that voodoo clam.

voodoo clam by CallHerDaddyFan December 14, 2018

Carolina Clam Bake 

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.

"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.

Carolina Clam Bake by *samIam* February 28, 2013

Finger Punch The Clam Box 

Fingering a women so hard she bleeds from the inside out

You ain't finger punch the clam box if she ain't squirting blood

Finger Punch The Clam Box by PoonTheHarpoon6969 January 2, 2023

Laughing Clam 

A woman's vagina expelling fluids and/or penis due to laughter during or after sex.

So after I came, I told her that joke about the farmer and his daughter, and she pulled a Laughing Clam. Stuff went everywhere!

Laughing Clam by Jonn Baca October 23, 2007

Pismo Clam 

A term given to any tragic or shameless promiscuous slut who comes from a middle to upper class upbringing.

Yeah man I'm pretty happy we broke up, I really didn't need to splash around with that Pismo Clam any longer.

Pismo Clam by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Going Clam 

It's the same as Going Ham only for a chick. (Going Ham is doing something "Hard As a Motherfucker"....now only for a guy.)

"Did you see Diana Taurasi today, she was going clam."

Going Clam by DPed any goddamn way October 16, 2011