Sam Carpenter

The most loveable, relatable, interesting, hottest, luscious Scream character. She is the reason the Core 4 is alive. She ended the Kirsch family with one knife and gun. She obliterates Sid. She ate and did. She is an icon. She got hate in Scream 5 but thats because people were jealous of her. If I had to pick 90 Scream characters, she will be my number 1.

( Tara ) Oh my!!! My sister Sam Carpenter is such a baddie. She ate as she should!!
( Hater ) Uh obvi! Sam Carpenter ate I was proved wrong....
(Sam) Girl I know I am the one and only Sam Carpenter don't mess with me or I will throw hands.

by ghostfaceluv3r123 April 19, 2023

Dutch carpentry

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.

“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”

by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023

Carolina Carpet

A racial slur for an african-american person for use in an argument.

Black man: "BRO SHUT YO GOOFY MAYONAISE SKIN ASS UP" White guy: "I'MA BEAT YOUR CAROLINA CARPET ASS"

by BIGMUSCULAROILEDMEN July 28, 2023

Kicking the Carpet

The act of inserting one's foot into their partner's vagina

My vagina is sore. My boyfriend was really kicking the carpet last night.

by tree decorator October 3, 2014

Repainting the Carpet

Euphemism for period.

Valentine's day is ruined, I will be repainting the carpet on the 14th.

by Sleepless Author March 3, 2015

walk the carpet

The phrase in Las Vegas when a escort hooker goes out to freelance or get a client from within the casino. Usually at what of the casino bars.

Mercedes, Lexus, and I are going to walk the carpet down at Bellagio tonight. There is lot of John's throwing money around.

by Vegas P May 31, 2017

Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock

Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.

by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017