Ice Cream Sandwich 

A cold treat made of two soft cookies and ice cream in the middle.
Many people have enjoyed the sweet treat over decades.
Not to be used as a sex word, perverts.

My mom and I made ice cream sandwiches together. They taste very good.

Ice Cream Sandwich by Freya-Chan April 1, 2010

ice cream gloves 

A mythical item. Nobody has ever actually seen them and lived to tell about it. The full extent of their power is unknown, but it is rumored they will keep your hands from becoming sticky while eating ice cream.

Cube claims to own a pair of ice cream gloves, but nobody knows for sure.

ice cream gloves by FishUSMC July 2, 2008

shrink cream

pussy tightening cream. it is the cream that women who have loose worn out twats with no elasticity use in order to fool their man into believing he is getting some tight-as-a-virgin snatch. this stuff works like a charm if your man has an average to less than average size penis. if his dick is too big, only let him stroke you for like 30-45 seconds. because if he bangs you longer than that, his big dick will penetrate beyond where your walls used to be and your gig is up!!

girl i have six kids. but just before i make love i use this shrink cream to tighten it up.

damn baby, you aint tight like you used to be. here, use this shrink cream.

shrink cream by trainhead August 6, 2011

Ice Cream Slide 

When the semen is about ready to ejaculate and then someone walks in causing you to stop during ejaculation so your semen will slide down your penis.

I had an Ice Cream Slide yesterday because my mom walked in just as I was about to ejaculate.

Ice Cream Slide by King Ejaculation August 23, 2006

ear cream pie

when a guy jizzes in a girls ear, then rubs it all around in her ear with his dick.

mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.

ear cream pie by creamsoduh November 1, 2007

queen of cream 

A term for a sexually promiscuous and indiscriminate women, esp. in the areas of taking penises' hot wads in her mouth.

Don't worry about making a commitment to her, she's just the queen of cream.

queen of cream by Wookiestick November 14, 2003

cherry cream pie 

A timely variation of a regular cream pie; The visual impression of a females vulva after completing unprotected intercourse during her monthly menstrual cycle.

Like any true cuckold, Dan loves it when his wife, Mary, comes home and demands he clean up the Cherry Cream Pie that Reggie delivered only moments earlier.

cherry cream pie by ODannyBoy July 29, 2006