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bottled it

When someone decides to opt out of a rather nerve racking task, instead of just growing some gonads and doing it.
Mike "yeah, Matt was gonna go on Oblivion at Alton Towers, but he totally bottled it."

Mark "yaaaaaaaay, jellies!"

or

after witnessing his love interest deciding to give the rollercoaster a miss, Matt then asked the attendant "can I bottle it aswell?"
by Mirrorrim January 2, 2009
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bottle it

When you're on the verge of doing something awesome but back out at the last second or fail to accomplish your objectives due to cowardice.

Whether it's gaining a sizable lead during a Street Fighter match but ultimately losing or posting an inflamatory response on the forum then deleting it are two common examples of how to bottle it.

Also see bottler.
Oh my god, he's going to bottle it... BOTTLER!
by TheFunPolice May 14, 2005
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Hom Bottler

The excretion of fluids after a very large animal is removed from the rectum. Nasty stuff.
"Man, I heard about that gerbil incident a couple days ago"
"Yeah the worst part was the hom bottler"
by Hom Bottler March 28, 2015
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Bottom Gun

Bottom Gun: The opposite of Top Gun.

A pilot who flies a simple mission and fucks it up so badly that he almost kills himself while starting an international incident.

An example of this occurred on Tuesday March 14th 2023 when a Russian Su-27 fighter jet releases fuel as it approaches the rear of a U.S. Air Force MQ-9 drone in what the Pentagon says was "an unsafe and unprofessional intercept" over the Black Sea.

Analysis of the film footage of the incident showed such inept flying that analysts started calling the pilot “Bottom Gun” — essentially meaning that he would never be represented as a hero in a Tom Cruise Top Gun Movie.

Even though the actions of this pilot caused him to receive a medal; his “heroic efforts” also convinced NATO Allie’s to begin sending fighter jets to Ukraine.

It’s a lovely war.
That Russian pilot who flew the mission against our drone was Bottom Gun; what a fuck up — he’s lucky to be alive after that. He’s lucky that Drones don’t shoot back.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 20, 2023
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Bottorffed

To keep digging the hole infinitely deeper when trying to explain yourself. The more one explains their position the worse they look.
He really bottorffed himself when he tried to explain his position on women's rights and the 19th amendment to his wife.
by LoraineTen March 15, 2018
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botez gambit

In chess when you lose your Queen because you just arent paying attention, or are distracted by too many other things. Popular on chess streams on Twitch. Used also in an attempt to save face because the blunder you just let happen was just silly
Man, I was trying to eat a bahn mi, read chat, and play blitz and I ended up playing the Botez Gambit and losing my Queen and the game.
by Mcgwicko April 4, 2019
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Dante with both hands

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.
"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"
by StephBae March 10, 2017
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