boogermuffin

Muffins made by bakers with severe sinusitis that keep sneezing into the batter while their noses also run freely while mixing their recipe.

The minister took a bite of the boogermuffin and quickly spat it out while using the lord's name in vain!

by Mad Macgog October 11, 2025

BoilerMaker Rump Roast

When a boilermaker goes to the local butcher to get a cut of meat in the shape of a big fat cock. Usually from a cow, but can be from a sizable pig.

Dan had to witness Brent walk in with a boilermaker rump roast, he asked Brent if it would be smoked or seasoned, Brent replied that it would be lubed.

by InspectrumDave November 23, 2025

Bonger

British slang for "TV Remote"

"Pass me the Bonger"

by smaahtypants December 25, 2025

Booger Attack

It’s when you wake up and you’re coughing and you’re smoking pot and drinking coffee and all of a sudden, a surge of boogers fled your nose and you’re looking for something to blow your nose on your wiping your nose on your hand and all of a sudden you flick a booger on the wall and then you go to move and you see all these spots on your wall next to your bed and you realized that you’ve suffered several booger attacks in the last decade that that’s when your boogers start flooding and run out of your face and you can’t find a Kleenex so you wipe it on your hand and flick it on the wall and then you have a booger attack on your wall that you have to wipe off before you move out

I had a booger attack this morning while I was coughing and smoking weed and drinking coffee

by SomeWomanNamedTeresaInNebraska January 23, 2026

The Boiler

A terrifying, if initially bouncy, song concluding in rape by 'Rhoda With The Special AKA'.

The Boiler was a funny, catchy tune until the end. Now I can't sleep.

by iggy6 April 4, 2009

[Biloxi booger]

Step 1: Find someone you despise
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit

"Man Cory was such an ass last night so I gave him a Biloxi booger that he will never forget!"

by Bob Burnquest January 29, 2009

Fooker Booger

Face Booker that gives too many unwarranted commments on your profile...and they won't go away-like a booger that you can't get off your finger!

That Fooker Booger comments on every damn thing I write!

by Princess of Hottingham May 7, 2009