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blow ironic

when something doesn't just suck, but sucks in the most ironic way. Like calling someone out for doing something stupid --like busting there ass in the middle of the street cus they're on the cell, but then you being caught on the same stupidness

see also KARMA
Person 1: Can you believe this? I got 5 bucks in my checking, but 50 in plasticash.
Person 2: ...and?
Person 1: I can only use it at Best Buy!
Person 2: *snickers* Well doesn't that blow ironic.
blow ironic by KiM_NJ June 1, 2006
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Blow your ass out 

Something enjoyable or something that makes you really happy.
You've never seen Predator?! That movie is the shit. It's going to blow your ass out.
Blow your ass out by K4W5 March 15, 2010

blow job 

A blow job is basically when a guy's like, "Hey! Wanna suck my dick?" and then a very generous and possibly drunk girl is all like, "Okay." After the initial agreement the guy drops his pants and the girl starts sucking his huge horny boner until and eruption/explosion of cum blinds the girl for life.
After receiving permission from his girlfriend, Johnny the man-whore got his cocked sucked good and hard; it was his grandma's first blow job.
blow job by Captain Penis June 21, 2006

blow pop 

the act of getting a blow job while eating a pop sickle.
The man thought the blow pop he received from his wife the other day was both delicious and satisfying.
blow pop by raamazing June 26, 2009

Blow it up 

1. A term often used by preppy teen girls who think they are "different" when they say it.

2. A stupid phrase that never should have been invented.

3. A myspace term to describe an inflow of texts.
1. Ashley on myspace, "GETTiNG OfF HURR&; BlOW iT UP?"

Me, "Blow it up?"

2. Girl in airport, "Oh I'll here from him in a minute. My phone is about to blow up."
Blow it up by iKillzombies August 26, 2009

blow-hoosters

a massive explosion of liquid feces
Thom had a serious case of diarrhea and splashed the toilet up... now that's what I call a really bad case of the blow-hoosters!
blow-hoosters by artfreak.cassie August 20, 2009